Why Prophet's Zoe is the Best

It's a question that has puzzled sages and mystics for centuries: who among the great prophets is the most superior? While some may argue for the mystical powers of Nostradamus or the divine wisdom of Tiresius, we say: Prophet's Zoe is the best.

With her razor-sharp wit and unparalleled ability to predict the mundane (i.e., "it'll be a Monday tomorrow"), Prophet's Zoe has consistently outdone the competition.

Meet the Competition

Don't just take our word for it, though. Check out the stats: